{"id":281,"date":"2008-01-31T02:01:58","date_gmt":"2008-01-31T01:01:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikiru.ch\/blog\/2008\/ode-en-do-mineur-sans-casque-de-travailleur"},"modified":"2008-01-31T02:01:58","modified_gmt":"2008-01-31T01:01:58","slug":"ode-en-do-mineur-sans-casque-de-travailleur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jcvignoli.com\/blog\/2008\/ode-en-do-mineur-sans-casque-de-travailleur","title":{"rendered":"ode en do mineur, sans casque de travailleur"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ca ne va peut-\u00eatre pas te plaire,<br \/>\nMais ch&rsquo;uis fonctionnaire.<\/p>\n<p>Au gr\u00e9 des saisons,<br \/>\nCh&rsquo;uis au service de la population.<\/p>\n<p>Toujours tr\u00e8s occup\u00e9,<br \/>\nSans \u00eatre affair\u00e9,<\/p>\n<p>Quand mes acquis d\u00e9cha\u00eenent les passions,<br \/>\nMon combat est celui de la population.<\/p>\n<p>Des malotrus,<br \/>\nMe d\u00e9clarent obtus,<\/p>\n<p>Comment les consid\u00e9rer,<br \/>\nSi moi-m\u00eame ch&rsquo;uis d\u00e9consid\u00e9r\u00e9 ?<\/p>\n<p>On me trouve hargneux,<br \/>\nAlors que ch&rsquo;fais de mon mieux.<\/p>\n<p>Je fonds, je fuis, je frappe,<br \/>\nLe pouvoir, c&rsquo;est moi !<\/p>\n<p>Oh, j&rsquo;ai bien essay\u00e9 de changer,<br \/>\nMais un mitard est plus facile \u00e0 g\u00e9rer.<\/p>\n<p>Dans l&rsquo;engrenage, je te le garantis,<br \/>\nMoul\u00e9 et form\u00e9, j&rsquo;en suis ressorti.<\/p>\n<p>A l&rsquo;ombre de notre future rencontre,<br \/>\nPas de doute, tu regarderas la montre.<\/p>\n<p>Ne m&rsquo;en tiens pas rigueur,<br \/>\nMa mission se termine \u00e0 5 heures.<\/p>\n<div class=\"pld-like-dislike-wrap pld-template-1\">\r\n    <div class=\"pld-like-wrap  pld-common-wrap\">\r\n    <a href=\"javascript:void(0)\" class=\"pld-like-trigger pld-like-dislike-trigger  \" title=\"Super article!\" data-post-id=\"281\" data-trigger-type=\"like\" data-restriction=\"cookie\" data-already-liked=\"0\">\r\n                        <i class=\"fas fa-thumbs-up\"><\/i>\r\n                <\/a>\r\n    <span class=\"pld-like-count-wrap pld-count-wrap\">0    <\/span>\r\n<\/div><div class=\"pld-dislike-wrap  pld-common-wrap\">\r\n    <a href=\"javascript:void(0)\" class=\"pld-dislike-trigger pld-like-dislike-trigger  \" title=\"Pas terrible...\" data-post-id=\"281\" data-trigger-type=\"dislike\" data-restriction=\"cookie\" data-already-liked=\"0\">\r\n                        <i class=\"fas fa-thumbs-down\"><\/i>\r\n                <\/a>\r\n    <span class=\"pld-dislike-count-wrap pld-count-wrap\">0<\/span>\r\n<\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ca ne va peut-\u00eatre pas te plaire, Mais ch&rsquo;uis fonctionnaire. Au gr\u00e9 des saisons, Ch&rsquo;uis au service de la population. Toujours tr\u00e8s occup\u00e9, Sans \u00eatre affair\u00e9, Quand mes acquis d\u00e9cha\u00eenent les passions, Mon combat est celui de la population. Des malotrus, Me d\u00e9clarent obtus, Comment les consid\u00e9rer, Si moi-m\u00eame ch&rsquo;uis d\u00e9consid\u00e9r\u00e9 ? On me trouve [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ocean_post_layout":"","ocean_both_sidebars_style":"","ocean_both_sidebars_content_width":0,"ocean_both_sidebars_sidebars_width":0,"ocean_sidebar":"","ocean_second_sidebar":"","ocean_disable_margins":"enable","ocean_add_body_class":"","ocean_shortcode_before_top_bar":"","ocean_shortcode_after_top_bar":"","ocean_shortcode_before_header":"","ocean_shortcode_after_header":"","ocean_has_shortcode":"","ocean_shortcode_after_title":"","ocean_shortcode_before_footer_widgets":"","ocean_shortcode_after_footer_widgets":"","ocean_shortcode_before_footer_bottom":"","ocean_shortcode_after_footer_bottom":"","ocean_display_top_bar":"default","ocean_display_header":"default","ocean_header_style":"","ocean_center_header_left_menu":"","ocean_custom_header_template":"","ocean_custom_logo":0,"ocean_custom_retina_logo":0,"ocean_custom_logo_max_width":0,"ocean_custom_logo_tablet_max_width":0,"ocean_custom_logo_mobile_max_width":0,"ocean_custom_logo_max_height":0,"ocean_custom_logo_tablet_max_height":0,"ocean_custom_logo_mobile_max_height":0,"ocean_header_custom_menu":"","ocean_menu_typo_font_family":"","ocean_menu_typo_font_subset":"","ocean_menu_typo_font_size":0,"ocean_menu_typo_font_size_tablet":0,"ocean_menu_typo_font_size_mobile":0,"ocean_menu_typo_font_size_unit":"px","ocean_menu_typo_font_weight":"","ocean_menu_typo_font_weight_tablet":"","ocean_menu_typo_font_weight_mobile":"","ocean_menu_typo_transform":"","ocean_menu_typo_transform_tablet":"","ocean_menu_typo_transform_mobile":"","ocean_menu_typo_line_height":0,"ocean_menu_typo_line_height_tablet":0,"ocean_menu_typo_line_height_mobile":0,"ocean_menu_typo_line_height_unit":"","ocean_menu_typo_spacing":0,"ocean_menu_typo_spacing_tablet":0,"ocean_menu_typo_spacing_mobile":0,"ocean_menu_typo_spacing_unit":"","ocean_menu_link_color":"","ocean_menu_link_color_hover":"","ocean_menu_link_color_active":"","ocean_menu_link_background":"","ocean_menu_link_hover_background":"","ocean_menu_link_active_background":"","ocean_menu_social_links_bg":"","ocean_menu_social_hover_links_bg":"","ocean_menu_social_links_color":"","ocean_menu_social_hover_links_color":"","ocean_disable_title":"default","ocean_disable_heading":"default","ocean_post_title":"","ocean_post_subheading":"","ocean_post_title_style":"","ocean_post_title_background_color":"","ocean_post_title_background":0,"ocean_post_title_bg_image_position":"","ocean_post_title_bg_image_attachment":"","ocean_post_title_bg_image_repeat":"","ocean_post_title_bg_image_size":"","ocean_post_title_height":0,"ocean_post_title_bg_overlay":0.5,"ocean_post_title_bg_overlay_color":"","ocean_disable_breadcrumbs":"default","ocean_breadcrumbs_color":"","ocean_breadcrumbs_separator_color":"","ocean_breadcrumbs_links_color":"","ocean_breadcrumbs_links_hover_color":"","ocean_display_footer_widgets":"default","ocean_display_footer_bottom":"default","ocean_custom_footer_template":"","ocean_post_oembed":"","ocean_post_self_hosted_media":"","ocean_post_video_embed":"","ocean_link_format":"","ocean_link_format_target":"self","ocean_quote_format":"","ocean_quote_format_link":"post","ocean_gallery_link_images":"on","ocean_gallery_id":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[469],"class_list":["post-281","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour","tag-fonctionnaire","entry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"language":"fr","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jcvignoli.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/281","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jcvignoli.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jcvignoli.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jcvignoli.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jcvignoli.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=281"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jcvignoli.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/281\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jcvignoli.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=281"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jcvignoli.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=281"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jcvignoli.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=281"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}