{"id":16,"date":"2005-06-29T23:35:05","date_gmt":"2005-06-29T22:35:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikiru.ch\/blog\/?p=16"},"modified":"2019-11-22T05:17:28","modified_gmt":"2019-11-22T04:17:28","slug":"cerveau-de-la-taille-dun-poil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jcvignoli.com\/blog\/2005\/cerveau-de-la-taille-dun-poil","title":{"rendered":"Cerveau de la taille d’un poil"},"content":{"rendered":"

Les poils sous les bras. On peut classer selon le QI, la taille, le poids, les r\u00e9alisations scientifiques, la femme, les enfants, le salaire, and so on. Mais selon les poils sous les bras ? Franchement, je n’y avais jamais pens\u00e9. Gr\u00e2ce \u00e0 David (toujours \u00e0 l’aff\u00fbt des bons plans), j’ai d\u00e9couvert avec stupeur qu’un groupe n\u00e9o-marxiste f\u00e9ministe s’\u00e9tait lanc\u00e9 dans cette cat\u00e9gorisation un poil os\u00e9e. Il faut le voir pour le croire : \u00e9cologie libidinale<\/a>. Toute la \u00ab\u00a0th\u00e9orie\u00a0\u00bb sur le sujet se trouve l\u00e0<\/a>. C’est \u00e0 crever de rire. C’est m\u00eame tellement gros, que je me demande si c’est vraiment s\u00e9rieux… j’en doute beaucoup. Ce serait couper les poils en quatre.<\/p>\n

P’tit extrait sur le poil du rasoir : <\/p>\n

La r\u00e9alit\u00e9 de ce mensonge appara\u00eet d’embl\u00e9e lorsque l’on comprend que l’\u00e9pilation n’a finalement aucune autre finalit\u00e9 que de vendre des produits d\u00e9pilatoires auxquels il faudra rajouter des produits anti-odeurs et anti-sueurs outre des produits apaisants apr\u00e8s-rasage ou post-\u00e9pilatoire. Triple et m\u00eame quadruple bonus pour les patrons des grosses bo\u00eetes capitalistes sp\u00e9cialis\u00e9es.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Marrant, un poil plus loin, on y explique comment l’ESB (\u00e9pilation sous les bras, \u00e0 ne pas confondre avec enc\u00e9phalite spongiforme bovine (sic)) est n\u00e9e il y a 5’ooo ans… rahhh, les m\u00e9chantes multinationales d\u00e9j\u00e0 sous les pharaons ? C’est quand m\u00eame un poil trop gros.<\/p>\n

J’causais d\u00e9j\u00e0 du probl\u00e8me de l’id\u00e9ologie<\/a>; l\u00e0, on atteint des sommets. Humides, cotonneux, mais des sommets quand m\u00eame. Si dans l’autre post c’\u00e9tait un probl\u00e8me de connaissance de l’id\u00e9ologie, ici, c’est un probl\u00e8me de coh\u00e9rence avec son id\u00e9ologie.<\/p>\n

Des gens tenant des th\u00e9ories aussi loufoques, \u00e7a s’invite un mercredi \u00e0 un diner. Quoi que… aussi le mardi, je crois que c’est pour les moches \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

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